This woman actually called the cops on someone who wouldn’t stop whistling “Closing Time”
An Oregon woman called the police on a guy who wouldn’t stop whistling “Closing Time” and we definitely had a laugh about it.
According to a Forest Grove Police Department Captain Mark Herb, the man continued whistling the tune near the woman’s driveway Saturday, even after she repeatedly told him to “shut up.”
“It’s not clear if the caller would have been more or less upset if it was a different genre or whether it was just the talent lacking in the whistling, Herb told Time.
The alleged whistler was no longer there when police arrived, but Herb says they located him later and, yes, he was still whistling the Semisonic song. After a brief chat with police, Herb says, “he whistled his way back home.”
Oh and in case you’re wondering what else goes on in Forest Grove, Oregon, this incident was just one above the whistler in the police log:
"A man reported that someone just tried to steal his riding lawnmower. He found the lawnmower in the middle of the street with a bag of Fritos left on it."
Forest Grove, we love you.