Twitter has (savage) jokes about how Ted Cruz celebrated his midterm win
It was a close race, but incumbent Republican senator Ted Cruz officially beat liberal candidate Beto O’ Rourke in the 2018 midterms in Texas—to the heartbreak of progressives around the country. To say Cruz is not well liked among liberal Americans is an understatement: he has done little to improve health care for Texans and desperately wanted to repeal the Obamacare individual mandate. He also supports the deportation of undocumented immigrants, is against a woman’s right to choose, denies climate change, and is far from an ally to the LGTBQ community. Like we said…progressives were heartbroken.
And how will Cruz celebrate his victory? Twitter has some ideas.
Tryna figure out how Ted Cruz is celebrating tonight pic.twitter.com/8JZ3evlmOT
— Nolan 🌌 (@nolanvoid13) November 7, 2018
Ted Cruz is going to treat himself to TWO live mice tonight
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) November 7, 2018
Somewhere in Texas, Ted Cruz is eating a live baby lamb to celebrate his victory
— Champ-Champ JGG (@Jesse_ochodos) November 7, 2018
Meanwhile Ted Cruz cracks open a pack of Duracell batteries to celebrate another successful campaign of convincing Texans that he's human. https://t.co/2EJH2mZiJk
— Business Goose™ 🕘 (@DersGotAButt) November 7, 2018
https://twitter.com/udfredirect/status/1060014704612048897
Others were reporting live from the scene.
First pics of Ted Cruz celebrating his victory. pic.twitter.com/vkI0EV6YV3
— Nicolas (@nicokeller) November 7, 2018
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wow powerful victory speech by ted cruz pic.twitter.com/4NIAHhnQlJ
— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) November 7, 2018
https://twitter.com/udfredirect/status/1060150366522785793
Ted Cruz celebrating… pic.twitter.com/WqRr1oWtXk
— Stormchasernick (@stormchasernick) November 7, 2018
And some can’t understand why so many Texans would vote for the Zodiac Killer.
Ted Cruz pretending like he isn't the zodiac killer pic.twitter.com/18vwsGWqlf
— Carmen (@literallymelol) November 7, 2018
BETO DESERVED THE SENATE VOTE AND YALL JUST LET HIM DOWN LIKE THAT, HE LOST BY LESS THAN 200,000 VOTES AND YALL ELECTED CRUSTY ASS ZODIAC KILLER TED CRUZ BACK INTO OFFICE pic.twitter.com/o4KdO0Yrjy
— 🤍dumb bitch🤍 (@xolindse) November 7, 2018
Whichever way Ted Cruz did celebrate last night, we hope he enjoyed his mice—ahem, we mean, we hope he had a great time.
