#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots is the best thing you’ll see on Twitter today

If we have to suffer through the racist, misogynistic, and xenophobic (read: horrifying) presidential campaign of Donald Trump, at least we have internet memes to help us cope.
From 30 Rock‘s Jenna Maroney quotes emblazoned over images of Trump
https://donaldmaroney.tumblr.com/post/148402126955/season-3-episode-18
To Twitter’s genius response to #AskTheGays following Trump’s desperate attempt to appear LGBT-friendly
https://twitter.com/udfredirect/status/743232931242487809
So much gold.
To the dragging of Melania Trump with #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes after she read a speech plagiarized from Michelle Obama
"Our routines are 100% original" #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes pic.twitter.com/Da5jjEgppb
— Ian Warren (@ijwarren) July 19, 2016
And now, mimicking Trump’s abrasive method of communicating, Twitter has blessed us with #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
Before we delve into the best of this hilarious Twitter hashtag in which folks summarize film plots with incomplete sentences, let’s review Trump’s internet speak, shall we:
https://twitter.com/udfredirect/status/690708850664669185
Sad!
Has Edward Scissorhands ever sounded so moving?
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And once again, Trump would like you to know that he does not have small hands.
Trump and this Back to the Future villain certainly have a lot in common.
Biff—great guy, good friend of mine—they ruin his life! Doc and Marty—total losers. Can't win without time machine. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Alex Gookin (@_AlexGookin) August 18, 2016
The internet has been abuzz with a real Donald Trump/Back to the Future connection, too.
Even famous folks like B.J. Novak are getting in on the hashtag.
Scar – strong leader, respected. Jungle going great. Now? A mess! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) August 18, 2016
The best retelling of our fave childhood movie.
Mad Max, y’all.
This guy, Max. Real mad. No water. Crooked Hilary probably holding out. I'd have water for everyone. Believe me. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— NJDent (@nj_jd_) August 18, 2016
Poor Ariel.
Fish girl makes a terrible deal with Rosie ODonnell. Maybe she's not allowed to talk. Sad. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/Hlx8h4pasU
— Greg (@Pyle206) August 18, 2016
Godzilla according to Trump
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots Big lizard, who happens to be, we believe, Mexican, destroys Tokyo because it doesn't have a wall.
— Joe Brancatelli (@joesentme) August 18, 2016
Darth Vader is def a good guy.
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
Darth Vader is a builder, good guy, I know him personally, great guy.
His son.
Killed him.
NOT GOOD.— mc chris (@_mcchris) August 18, 2016
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants really should have taken his advice.
https://twitter.com/udfredirect/status/766294045643636736
The Star Wars tweets are serious gems.
Guys build a weapon, a tremendous weapon, biggest in the galaxy. This Vader guy, I like him, tough on terrorists.#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Darren Geraghty (@GeraghtyDarren) August 18, 2016
Touché!
Huge ship, okay? And it sinks. Now personally, I like ships that weren't sunk. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Stephen Perkins (@Stephen_Perkins) August 18, 2016
OK, one more Star Wars tweet.
Guys build a weapon, a tremendous weapon, biggest in the galaxy. This Vader guy, I like him, tough on terrorists.#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Darren Geraghty (@GeraghtyDarren) August 18, 2016