Tiffany Haddish is already over her hookup pact with Brad Pitt, and her reason why will make you clap
On Oscar night, Tiffany Haddish told Kelly Rippa that she and Brad Pitt (!) have a hookup pact. Apparently, the two stars ran into each other at the 2018 Oscars and came to the mutual decision to hook up with each other if they are both single next year. Okay, so THAT happened.
Sadly, that was just a hazy post-Oscars fever dream, because Haddish clarified on Twitter today that she was only joking. On March 7th, she tweeted:
So funny to me, it was a Joke but I Love how serious you all are. I want to be number one in a man’s life. he has a lot of kids that would make me what number 8 or at best baby Mama 2. And as much as I would love to chitchat with Angie that is not what I want to be talking about.
— Tiffany Haddish (@TiffanyHaddish) March 7, 2018
As much as we love the idea of this pairing, Haddish is absolutely right. Not that a man (or woman) with kids is anything to run from, but Haddish should be “the number one in a man’s life,” if that’s what she wants.
So funny to me, it was a Joke but I Love how serious you all are. I want to be number one in a man’s life. he has a lot of kids that would make me what number 8 or at best baby Mama 2. And as much as I would love to chitchat with Angie that is not what I want to be talking about.
— Tiffany Haddish (@TiffanyHaddish) March 7, 2018
Despite this new intel, here’s how the original “hookup pact” came to be.
"Oh I just met him an the elevator," Haddish told Ripa about Pitt on Sunday night. "He said in one year if he's single and I'm single we gonna do it, so you know what that means. But he do got seven kids, I don't know if I could deal with a man that's got that many kids...I don't know, he told me to wait a year!"
Whoever Haddish dates or makes hookup pacts with, all we ask is that she please wear that glorious white Alexander McQueen dress to their first date? The public thanks you in advance.