There’s officially going to be a Chippendales movie, but it’s not at all what you’re probably imagining

If you ever thought, “Hmmm, you know what might be cool? A Chippendales movie!” then your prayers have been answered (and if you’ve literally never thought that, then, well, that’s okay, too). Regardless, a Chippendale’s movie has officially been green lit, and it’s set to star Dev Patel and Ben Stiller.

According to, the film won’t be a Magic Mike-esque romp into the world of male stripping. Instead, it will tell the real-life origin story of how one Bombay-born bar owner (Patel) turned “an LA dive bar into a multimillion-dollar cultural zeitgeist sensation.” Stiller is slated to play the Emmy-winning children’s show producer who recruited the dancers and choreographed all their routines (seriously, you can’t make this stuff up). The real-life partnership ultimately ended in a murder-suicide, and the film aims to explore the “seamy underbelly where entertainment and criminality meet,” as well as the corruption of the American dream.

Sounds heavy.

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Deadline also reported that this movie has been 20 years in the making, with a ton of writers and directors attached at various points in time (including both Oliver Stone and Tony Scott).

We’re VERY curious to see how this one turns out — and we’re glad we’ve been warned that it won’t be a light-hearted dance romp for the faint of heart (though Hollywood, if you do want to make a light-hearted dance romp for the faint of heart, we’re totally here for it, just fyi).

Meanwhile, we’ll steel ourselves for the gritty, crime-driven real-life story of the famous male stripper company. And hopefully they’ll at least be some dancing?