‘The Bachelor’ Finale Recap with Alison and Zabs

HAY GUYS! In this, the final, most dramatic, chilling, shocking, daring, truth-y, dramatic, journeyish, dramatic, death-defying, connectionary, Harrisonified episode of The Bachelor, EVER, EVER, EVER, Sean finally picks a lady after hemming and hawing. We learn that one is silver and the other’s gold, Sean is THE WORST OF ALL TIME at breaking up with anyone because he just won’t shut up, and the new Bachelorette pick is acting totes weird. Thanks for rollin’ this long along the journey with us. Stay tuned for more recaps! We love you! (And Alison… loves Chris Harrison.)

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