OMG! These teens train-surfing in Paris is the scariest thing you’ll watch all day

We have no idea why humans choose to partake in activities like this, but here’s a jaw-dropping video of teens train-surfing in Paris we spotted at Cosmo. Now, it’s one thing to take a daring selfie but it’s quite another situation to treat a moving train like a surfboard, but these daredevils seem to be committed to scaring TF out of us.

So, this is totally one of those things that all moms say, but please, we beg of you, don’t even think about trying anything like this because we barely survived watching this clip and we honestly don’t know if our hearts can take much more.

This death-defying footage comes from 17-year-old Rikke Brewer, who thought it was a great idea to hop on top of trains to catch unparalleled views of the River Seine and the Eiffel Tower, which sounds pretty cool except IT’S TOTALLY NOT.

Seriously, watch this video and tell us this isn’t the absolute WORST idea in the history of ever:

Brewer explained his insane stunt to The Daily Mail and it’s basically what we’d expect to hear from an unapologetic adrenaline junkie.

"I did it because I guess I liked the thrill about it and the wind in my face. I've been looking it up for a year now and it looked amazing."

Obviously, not everyone found Brewer’s unconventional train ride to be amazing. The teen received a stern reprimand via Facebook from the Parisian transport company RATP, who condemned him for his “reprehensible” behavior.

Again, we hate to sound like fun-snatchers, but we have to agree. But since we’re not in the habit of lodging complaints without offering solutions, here’s a list of things to do when you’re bored out of your mind, and needless to say, train-surfing definitely didn’t make the cut.