Rachel Paige
May 03, 2015 11:05 am

Memorial Day is right around the corner and you know what that means: Summer. And you know what summer means: The beach. With that in mind, it’s time to start prepping to spend all day out in the sun, and what better way to do that then combining the love of the beach, with the love of pizza? Has there ever been a more perfect union? Probably not.

Pizza sage, Grant Barnes got “bored of simply putting pizza in [his] mouth” so he invented what we all need for the beach this year: Pizza towels. This takes pizza to a whole new level, as he writes, “I wanted to be able to lie on a pizza at the beach, pool or local swamp without getting greasy and cheesy.” That’s one of our life dreams, too! The pizza towel even comes in a pizza box, because delivery is very important. Opening up the box, inside is a soft, cotton towel that’s just under five feet wide. If we can’t eat this giant pizza, the next best thing is lying out on it, I guess.

Pizza towels aren’t the only pizza must-have for summer. Check out these other pizza inspired summer goodies that you need to get your hands on ASAP.

Pizza inflatable pool raft

While you can’t jump into the pool holding a piece of pizza, you can jump into the pool on an piece of pizza. How about a giant inflatable pizza raft? You can even snag the hot dog and bagel variations for your friends.

Pizza sunglasses

Here’s one pair of sunglasses you will try SO HARD to never lose.

Pizza sneakers

If you’re taking a summer vacation that involves lots of walking, it’s best to have great footwear. There’s no better footwear than something with pepperonis all over it.

Pizza flipflops

Maybe you’re just running errands around town, so a pair of sandals it is. Your toes can still comfortably rest on some pizza goodness.

Pizza umbrella

Summer’s the time for thunderstorms, and the last thing anyone ever wants is to get caught in a sudden downpour. It’s best to always have a pizza umbrella at the ready, just in case.

Pizza swimsuit

Look and feel as fabulous as Ms. Katy Perry as you lounge outside in a one-piece pizza swimsuit. Her swimsuit really exists!

Pizza tote bag

If you are in fact heading to the beach, you’re going to need to put all your beach necessities somewhere, right? NO better place than a pizza tote (though I can’t guarantee that it’s 100% sand-proof).

Pizza-cat tee

How about a tank-top, that’s got a cat made out of pizza on it, and the pizza-cat is floating through space? Suitable for all day-time and night-time activities.

Pizza balloons

Summertime means graduation parties, and even if you’re not throwing one yourself, nothing says “party” like a handful of pizza balloons.

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