These Memorial Day Sales Include Vibrators for Up to 90% This Weekend
This story originally appeared on Health.com.
Memorial Day kickstarts summer, and the sales are proof. They generally focus on warm-weather staples like patio furniture, grills, swimsuits, and more. But what if we've been going about our summer shopping all wrong? What if Memorial Day sales in 2021 shouldn't be about mattresses or a flatscreen, but rather investing in a new vibrator?
Well, that's the idea sex toy retailers like Ella Paradis, Lovehoney, and Lora DiCarlo are promoting this year. They've slashed prices on some of their top-selling vibrators—along with lingerie, lube, and more—for the long weekend. Every site's sale is slightly different, but each offers savings on a wide range of vibrator models, including bullet, suction, and rabbit designs.
Consider these Memorial Day markdowns the perfect opportunity to either invest in your first vibrator—welcome to the club—or to splurge on that expensive vibrator you've been lusting after while social distancing for the last year. The unbeatable savings put some of the most high-tech and coveted vibes, like the Womanizer Clitoral Vibrator, within your wallet's reach. Plus, it makes budget-friendly picks, like the Super Smoothie 7-Inch Vibrator, even more affordable.
Now that you’re prepared to give riding the waves a whole new meaning this summer, read on to learn more about the different Memorial Day sales on vibrators happening around the web right now. And don’t worry—we also shared our top picks from each retailer, so you can spend less time researching and more time orgasming.
A massive sitewide sale launched this week with up to 90% off the brand's best-selling toys with the code MEMDAY along with markdowns on bundles. The blowout sale runs through 12 a.m. EST on May 31 and includes savings on more than 960 toys. Plus, Ella Paradis offers free shipping on every U.S. order and sends a free gift with purchase—the more you spend, the better the gift.
- Womanizer Clitoral Vibrator, $158 (was $199); ellaparadis.com
- Better Love Butterfly, $49 (was $198); ellaparadis.com
- Better Love Rabbit Lily, $48 (was $224); ellaparadis.com
- Zumio ZumioX Clitoral Stimulator, $148 (was $259); ellaparadis.com
- Tenga Iroha Zen Vibe, $40 (was $71); ellaparadis.com
- Adam & Eve Diamond Rechargeable Bullet, $27 (was $47); ellaparadis.com
Lovehoney's Memorial Day deals are already live with savings of up to 50% off in select categories including sex toys, lingerie, and bondage. The toy-focused sale includes 249 products—and it's worth a quick skim for anyone seeking to upgrade their collection. It's also well-organized with separate categories for different devices including vibrators and toys for couples. Plus, you can take an additional $5 off your order when you sign up for an account.
- Alive Remote Control Vibrating Love Egg, $25 (was $50); lovehoney.com
- Lovehoney Wearable Couples Vibrator, $54 (was $90); lovehoney.com
- Desire Luxury G-Spot Stainless Steel Dildo 7-Inch, $45 (was $80); lovehoney.com
- Lovehoney Shine On Blue Ombre Mini Vibrator, $11 (was $17); lovehoney.com
- Gluvr Finger Vibrator, $44 (was $55); lovehoney.com
- Lovehoney Ladyfinger Classic Vibrator, $8 (was $13); lovehoney.com
Lora DiCarlo is offering 20% off from May 28 to May 31 in celebration of the final days of Masturbation Month, which aligns with Memorial Day Weekend. It's a rare chance to score the brand's legendary Osé 2—a toy that won a CES award, lost it for being "too profane," then had it reinstated—for less. Plus, the discount even applies to recent launches like the Drift, a handheld warming vibrator.
If you've had your eye on any of Dame Products' life-changing toys—like this wearable vibrator designed for couples—then you're in luck. The brand is offering 15% off your next vibrator purchase with the promo code GOODVIBES. But hurry! This deal promo ends at 11:59 p.m. ET on May 31.
Shoppers say this brand makes the Rolls-Royce of vibrators—and they're not wrong. The under-the-radar company produces versatile sex toys that connect to your smartphone to deliver serious satisfaction. Plus, many designs are not only powerful, but bendable for an even wider variety of uses. Snag all three of MysteryVibe's designs for up to 39% off until June 14.