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This Sex Toy Advent Calendar Gives a Whole New Meaning to Happy Holidays

The discounted bundle packs $450 worth of sex toys into a $160 calendar that’s bound to get you on Santa’s naughty list.
Braelyn Wood
Sep 08, 2021 @ 6:42 pm
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This story originally appeared on Shape.com.

Advent calendars aren't just for kids anymore: Grown-up editions stocked with things like wine and candles now exist. And while there's nothing like 24 days of vino, this year you can make things a little, ahem, steamier with the help of Lovehoney's Best Sex of Your Life Advent Calendar (Buy It, $160, lovehoney.com). 

The limited-edition calendar, which just the hit the virtual shelves, is packed with $450 worth of sex toys, including vibrators, lube, and bondage accessories, to make every day leading up to Christmas like its own holiday. An improved edition of last year's sold-out design, it includes a selection of 24 unique products that reviewers say is well-curated without any fillers. (BTW, shoppers found the perfect vibrator for anyone who struggles to orgasm.)

Each day packs a new sensual surprise and gives you a chance to earn a place at the top of Santa's naughty list. Nipple clamps, ben wa balls, and butt plugs are just some of the gifts you'll find behind the cardboard doors—though perhaps the most enticing is the Womanizer Classic. The rechargeable clitoral suction vibrator uses patented Air Pleasure technology to stimulate the clitoris without touching it, making one reviewer orgasm in 60 seconds. One of Lovehoney's best-selling toys, it costs $130 when purchased solo.

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Shop it! Lovehoney Best Sex of Your Life Advent Calender, $160, lovehoney.com 

A top pick for beginners and seasoned sex toy pros alike, it's a great way to expand your sexual horizons without spending a fortune. And as each gift builds upon the one before it, you'll watch as even the most routine bedroom rumbles are transformed into very merry experiences. In fact, it might even be enough to help you forget about the disastrous dinner convos with family earlier in the evening. Plus, the calendar makes a pretty bomb gift—whether you've got a wintry bachelorette party on the books or are itching to get your holiday shopping for your partner done early.

All things considered, it's a Christmas miracle the advent calendar is still in stock—but it's still at risk of selling out. Be sure to add it to your cart ASAP to make sure your holidays are truly happy. And don't worry, there's no judgment if you're too excited to wait until December.