The struggle that is jeans shopping

I’ll be honest, I hate trying on clothes, especially jeans. To me, there’s no real logic in it. None of the sizes truly make sense, and nothing ever fits. Do I want lycra spandex or 100% cotton? Is cotton and denim the same fabric? Why do all these jeans feel like jeggings? Why do these jeggings cost $300, when I can buy a box of “any size” jeggings from Walgreens for $14.99? From the moment I enter the store I am coaching myself to try jeans on. But after a wait in line followed by a claustrophobic journey into a small dusty room I’m usually making a mad dash back home to order stuff online in the comfort of my yoga pants. What can I say? I’m only human.