These six women got the best revenge on the dude who tried to set dates with all of them on the same night
Sometimes something so strange happens that it can only be real. We’re about to tell you the story of a girl who went out on a date, only to find out her date had scheduled five other dates for the same night. Girl, yes.
So Lisette Pylant of Washington, D.C. was set up on a date with some guy. She was trying to get over her ex, so her friends set her up. Pylant shows up to the bar and isn’t really feeling it. That happens. Turns out, it wasn’t just a blah date, it was going to become the weirdest date she’d ever been on.
Forty-five minutes into their date, another woman shows up.
Thread alert: so I go on what I think might be a date with a guy my friends set me up on on my birthday (yes it's a bit hazy).
— Lisette (@LisetteIrene) August 7, 2017
I show up and he sucks but I figure I'll stay because my friends are working at the bar
— Lisette (@LisetteIrene) August 7, 2017
So 45 mins in his next date shows up because he double books himslef and he decides he's going to friendzone me to get out of the situation
— Lisette (@LisetteIrene) August 7, 2017
We'll call this girl katie – katie gets in on my quest to make this guy feel like the fucjboy he clearly is and we chat for 30 mins
— Lisette (@LisetteIrene) August 7, 2017
So now Lisette and Katie are conspiring together about how crazy it is that they got double booked on this date.
Then, ANOTHER GIRL shows up.
Then the third girl shows up – we'll call her Riley. The guy leaves again and Riley, katie, and I team up and decide to JT Must Die this sit
— Lisette (@LisetteIrene) August 7, 2017
Bonus: The writer of John Tucker Must Die responded to her tweet about needing to “[John Tucker] Must Die this shit.”
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 @jfreezone @AlexWoody10
— Lisette (@LisetteIrene) August 8, 2017
Back to the story. The three girls decide to get out of there.
The two girls and I decided to be best friends, left together to go get drinks and dinner at another bar and left homeboy with the bill 👌🏽
— Lisette (@LisetteIrene) August 7, 2017
But not before the dude wondered if Pylant was mad. Lol, uhm, probably dude.
— Lisette (@LisetteIrene) August 7, 2017
So now we have THREE women all triple booked with this ridiculous man when a FOURTH date shows up. By now, the three girls are across the street at a new bar.
JK ITS NOT OVER! The bartender just texted us to tell us homeboy is on another date so I sent my friend over to retrieve his 8pm date
— Lisette (@LisetteIrene) August 8, 2017
We're now all hanging out at another bar together pic.twitter.com/jasDbaDQCL
— Lisette (@LisetteIrene) August 8, 2017
And then date #5 arrived.
You guys girl number FIVE just showed up BEFORE going to meet him because my friends intercepted her and told her not to waste her time
— Lisette (@LisetteIrene) August 8, 2017
MRS. STEAL YOUR GIRL OVER HERE pic.twitter.com/27rY4QJ1EF
— Lisette (@LisetteIrene) August 8, 2017
Apparently, girl #4 actually went through with the date and didn’t immediately bounce once she learned what was up. Thankfully, the girl squad got to her in time.
We've gotten girl #4 (we'll call her claire) to come over once she finishes her date so she can debrief with us. Can someone bring a 🌹?
— Lisette (@LisetteIrene) August 8, 2017
We’re wondering what kind of person sets up six dates in one evening. Apparently, someone who considers themselves “efficient.”
Tell him if he should just fuck off. I tell him there's a difference between being efficient and being an asshole and he goes into "well im
— Lisette (@LisetteIrene) August 8, 2017
"…A project manager, I manage my time efficiently." And I say there's no way to know someone in 40 mins of you have 5 dates lined up
— Lisette (@LisetteIrene) August 8, 2017
He tried to say he was looking for love and his future wife. These "weren't dates" they were apparently "pre-date conversations"
— Lisette (@LisetteIrene) August 8, 2017
“Pre-date conversations.”
The best part of this story is that the girls all gained a group of new friends.
You win some, you lose some – but hopefully you make three new best friends in the process 🍾 cheers ladies 💪🏽 don't fuck with us pic.twitter.com/lxQ3f6Km2P
— Lisette (@LisetteIrene) August 8, 2017
Cheers to that!
