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Updated Mar 31, 2020 @ 2:41 pm
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Social distancing is a key part of stopping the spread of the novel coronavirus that causes COVID-19. As a result, you’re probably spending way more time at home right now—and unless you live alone, this also means more time surrounded by roommates, partners, and family members.

While it can be great to spend time with loved ones, sometimes you just need alone time that doesn’t include live-streaming a workout or running outdoors. Enter: Love Honey's Screaming O Screamin Demon Clitoral Vibrator, an extra quiet clitoral vibrator that promises to keep you busy without alerting the entire household to your current, ahem, activity.

Ironically named the Screaming O Screamin Demon, this budget-friendly clitoral vibrator is designed to be whisper-quiet, while still getting the job done. It features three intensity levels (plus a pulsating pattern), and to minimize sound, it combines a mini bullet vibrator with a horn-shaped silicone shell. The result? A sci-fi-esque toy that ensures all-over stimulation without vibrations that sound like a lawnmower. And if you’re not into the silicone shell—which encompasses the entire clitoris—it can easily be removed for more pinpointed satisfaction. Otherwise, take advantage of the unique shape and super flexible design to explore new types of self-satisfaction.

It runs on batteries rather than a rechargeable USB, unlike other modern vibes. Most of the time that would be a ~major~ inconvenience, but you’ll be grateful that you don’t have to charge it on your nightstand when household boundaries crumble and your friends or family enter your room without warning.

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While a vibrator that’s practically silent seems too good to be true, shoppers confirm it’s not—they say this one is actually incredibly quiet even on the highest setting. Not only did they say you couldn’t hear it from the next room, but also multiple reviewers called it the quietest toy they’ve found. In fact, one user who lives at home with family said it was the “perfect” pick, very discreet, and super transportable.

Another reviewer raved: “An issue with visiting the in-laws can be the lack of privacy. I’m forever being told to ‘shhh’ but this little gadget needed no reminder. An unusual shape to the rest of my toys—the silicone was a nice soft change to the harsh plastic of its competitors. The 3 speeds were a welcome surprise (although volume does increase slightly). Soft, horny, and compact. My favorite clitoris devil—definitely a keeper!”

Not to mention, its unique construction functions well for all genders, so you’ll have something that works even after social distancing ends and the dating landscape continues to evolve. With a price tag of just $25, you don’t have to break the bank on some quality quarantine self-care—and thanks to its noise-free design, no one will be the wiser.

This story originally appeared on Shape.com by Braelyn Wood.