The best sex toy for your zodiac sign, according to an astrologer
Sex toys aren’t often top of mind when you think of astrology, or vice versa (other than “The Big Dipper” being a good name for one). You’re likely not checking your horoscope before adding a new toy into the mix, or looking to planetary guidance when wondering what sensation might be the best to get you there, but hear us out for a second: Maybe you should be exploring what sex toy is the best for your zodiac sign.
Understanding astrology and becoming better acquainted with your zodiac sign can tell you a lot about yourself—sex included. Through astrology, you can tell a multitude of things about your sex life, and your partner(s)’, including what your favorite position might be, what’s the most sensitive part of your body, and what you’re most likely to fantasize about. And if you’re new to the world of sex toys, or just looking to change up your routine with some star-ordained guidance, your zodiac sign can clue you into which new toy you might enjoy most. But to save you the time, research, and opening a slew of NSFW links up on your browser, we asked astrologer Lisa Stardust for help on what each sign craves in their toy collection. Take a peep below for the toys we selected to tickle each zodiac sign’s fancy.
Aries (March 21—April 19)
According to Stardust, much like the ram itself, Aries wants something powerful when it comes to a sex toy. “The ram doesn’t mind size—in fact the bigger the sex toy the better (as long as it has maximum power),” Stardust says.
Enter the aptly named Satisfyer Smile, $59, a dual stimulation vibrator for g-spot stimulation and external clitoral stimulation. Made from body-safe silicone, and completely waterproof, the twelve vibration settings on this toy will make you, yes, smile.
Taurus (April 20—May 20)
Taurses of the world, if you haven’t already, it’s time to explore. “The Bull loves ticklish sensations in their derrière,” Stardust says. “It makes you go wild and feel as though they’re you’re in the moment.”
For the zodiac sign that wants a little extra buzz to their butt plug, Fifty Shades of Grey's Delicious Fullness, $39, is just the toy. This little number has three speeds, and seven different patterns of vibration, sure to help you find something you like.
Gemini (May 21—June 20)
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As Gemini is the zodiac sign with the gift of the gab, it’s no surprise that oral is a factor when choosing a sex toy. “A vibrator that gives the sensation of oral sex will boost chatty Gemini’s sexual prowess,” Stardust says.
The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation Air-Pulse Clitoris Stimulator, $39.98 is specifically designed with pressure-wave technology to imitate the sensations of suction and pulsation, just like oral. It also has 11 intensity settings, comes with a quiet motor, and is completely waterproof. For that price, how could you say no?
Cancer (June 21—July 22)
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For Cancers, we choose Dame's Eva II, $135. “A vibrator that works in the bath will satisfy the crab’s watery and pleasurable desires,” Stardust says. In addition to being a fantastic vibrator for solo and partnered play, Eva II is completely waterproof which means, yes, you can bring it in the bath.
Leo (July 23—Aug. 22)
For Leos, one toy might not cut it. “You’ll want to go hands free and have different dramatic sensations arousing you simultaneously, due to your intense and passionate nature,” Stardust says. So why not try Lelo's Indulge Me Pleasure Set, $224 and experience some light bondage? To start things off, the set comes with the INTIMA Silk Blindfold and the TANTRA Feather Teaser for some adventurous foreplay. Then, for the main event, the NOA Couples’ Massager is sure to send you and your partner to the stars and back.
Virgo (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
Virgo, we know you’re super busy, so we found you a vibrator that will work double-time for you. “A versatile vibrator that doubles as a body massager and all over stimulator will maximize Virgo’s orgasms,” Stardust says, and the Lelo Smart Wand, $199, can do just that. It’s cordless, rechargeable, quiet, and can be used on any body part you want.
Libra (Sept. 23—Oct. 22)
For Libra, it’s all about balance, so you’ll want to make sure your partner is having just as good of a time as you are. “A couples vibrator or dildo for two will turn Libra on,” Stardust says. “You especially like to see your partner orgasm, this is what gets you going.”
One of the best couples’ vibrators on the market is We-Vibe's Match, $139. The Match can be worn during sex for clitoral and G-spot stimulation. A handheld remote can be used to control the 10 vibration settings, so you and partner can both have a good time.
Scorpio (Oct. 23—Nov. 21)
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For Scorpio, it’s all about getting those hard-to-reach places. “You will only use a sex toy that helps you reach your G-Spot (or your partner’s),” Stardust says. “They won’t settle for any sex toy that doesn’t give them 100% excitement.”
Better Love Ella's First G-Spot Vibrator, $41, is specifically designed with a curved head to help you reach your G-Spot. If your partner with a penis is also looking for some vibe fun, this vibrator is also perfect for prostate stimulation. And with multiple speeds to choose from, how could you go wrong?
Sagittarius (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
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“A finger vibrator will do the trick in turning the Archer on, as it can be brought along in travels and used in different ways to satisfy the chameleon-like sign,” Stardust says. So we present to you, dear Sagittarius, one of the best finger vibrators you can buy—Dame's Fin, $85. Easy to use in both partnered and solo play, the Fin comes with a detachable tether so you can wear it on your hand in whatever way feels most comfortable for you. And 316 reviewers agree—this little toy is completely worth the 4.5 stars it’s earned.
Capricorn (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
As a rational, practical individual Cap, we know you want a vibrator that works. “A basic vibrator that maximizes clitoral stimulation will be the sea-goat’s top pick,” Stardust says. Lelo's Sona 2 Cruise, $139, may not be basic, but when it comes to clitoral stimulation, it’s just what you need. With a silicone design that absorbs sonic waves and transmits them in the form of vibrations, this little toy will be like nothing you’ve experienced before.
Aquarius (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
Aquarius, we know you’re exploratory by nature, so your sex toy of choice should reflect that. “Your sex toy needs to reflect your independent vibe, like the rabbit vibrator, which stimulates two areas at once,” Stardust says. But rather than go for the outdated OG rabbit vibrator, try Better Love Rabbit Lily, $74. Made from soft silicone and featuring dual motors, you’ll be seeing stars after using this toy.
Pisces (Feb. 19—March 20)
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Even as the most dreamy sign of the zodiac, “you like your vibrators to be classic and to the point,” Stardust says. Your best bet? The Zee by Dame, $30, a bullet vibe that is the stuff of your fantasies. With three speeds and a rechargeable battery, this toy is no nonsense, but packs a big punch.
Yes, astrology and sex toys may seemingly be worlds apart, but when you bring the two together it can make for some true magic.