9 very necessary and delicious Shamrock Shake merch items on Etsy

Since 2016 seems to be going by at the speed of light, one extra awesome (extra green) holiday is fast approaching: St. Patrick’s Day! And you know what that means…

Shamrock Shakes! *throws four-leaf clovers in the air and immediately regrets it because those things are hard to find*

With its creamy texture, minty flavor, whipped cream goodness, and juicy cherry on top, it’s no wonder why McDonald’s Shamrock Shake has a cult following. I mean…

With that being said, Etsy has naturally begun to prepare for this momentous, minty occasion with a ton of Shamrock Shake-themed merch. Now, we hate to say it, but these items may replace your fave “Kiss me, I’m Irish” classic tee…

Not only does this sweatshirt ($17.99+) look like the definition of comfort, it also makes Shamrock Shakes look as though they’re made with leprechaun magic:

Honestly, SAME ($15.99):

Because we’re always up for a stellar baseball tee ($15.99+):

These stickers ($2.65) may be made for your planner, but we’d be down to stick them, oh, I don’t know… EVERYWHERE:

This adorable item ($12) is made with “yarn, thread, and love!” – so we’re basically crying tears of cuteness right now:

Why yes, we would indeed like a deodorant ($9.75) that makes our armpits to smell like “pure peppermint and yummy, creamy vanilla!!”

Oddly enough, we’d also like this scent on our lips ($3.75)…

In our shower, courtesy of a “scrumpdillishcious” soap ($4.75)…

And all over our homes ($10+):

Update: We’ve fallen down an Etsy Shamrock Shake rabbit hole and we never want to leave this pepperminty palace.