16 sex toys to buy yourself this XXX-mas
Now that all of your holiday shopping is done, it’s time to spoil yourself, ahem, treat yo’self, with your own presents. After all, you’ve been *so* goddamn good this year. Why not reward yourself with the most loving gift of all — an orgasm? A sex toy is a perfect gift for yourself (or your partner/partners/sex friend) because you’ll be reaping its benefits all year long, hello!
Whether you’re the type to go for a classic Hitachi vibrator or looking for something more interesting (like a crystal dildo), here are 16 sex toys to ensure that you’ll have yourself a very kinky Christmas.
1Gala by We-Vibe, $129
You or your partner can use the free We-Connect app to control the Gala, using preset modes or creating your own personalized sexy experience.
2Lelo Sona, $69
Lelo’s innovative vibrator is made to stimulate the entire clit and can also help you achieve multiple orgasms. Just look at that sleek design.
3Ella Paradis Naughty and Nice Box, $149.99
This is technically an advent box for couples, but there’s nothing wrong with opening them all at once, and by yourself.
It may look like a seashell, but this vibe was made for orgasms on land.
5Chakrubs Prism, $150
If you collect or work with crystals, this clear quartz pleasure wand is a must-have.
6Chakrubs Diletto, $349
Chakrubs “ode to the penis” that also has a handle to stimulate the clit.
This rabbit vibrator is flexible to fit your bod and can hit different spots all at the same time.
8Lelo Smart Bead, $119
Get your kegels on with this ‘lil guy.
9Njoy Pure Wand, $110
Prefer to have sexytime with a toy that doesn’t buzz? This stainless steel wand is good for both the G-spot and the P-spot.
10Babeland Dahlia, $89
The petals on the tip of this vibe delicately envelops the clit for wildly intense orgasms.
11Dame Eva, $95
This may look like a cute ‘lil alien, but it’s uniquely shaped for good reason — its hands-free design helps stimulate the clit during sex, which means your hands are free to do whatever else it wants to.
12Womanizer 2Go, $139
It looks like a lipstick (albeit a giant one), so you can discreetly take this baby whenever you travel. Plus it’s waterproof for orgasms in the shower.
What could be better than getting yourself off with a Broad City-endorsed sex toy?
Attention Christian Grey fans: This EL James-approved goth bunny vibrator has 15 different speeds so you’ll never get bored trying to reach that O.
15Hitachi Original Magic Wand, $79.95
Nothing beats a classic like Hitachi.
16Plume Moi Box Deluxe, $99.99
Because you’re going to need a treasure box to keep all your toys.