Ryan Reynolds’ parenting tweets are so bad we can’t help laughing

Becoming a parent changes a person, whether it stresses them out permanently or gives them a new drive in live. But for some people, parenting creates a whole new world, and forces a brand new sense of humor. Their horror stories aren’t always funny to them, but to the readers, it’s effing hilarious. Ryan Reynolds is probably the best proof of this *ever* because we’ve been laughing about his ~adventures in parenting~ for ages, and will likely never stop.
Here are some of our faves:
Because WTF is a quiche?
This morning, my daughter said, "quiche" which means she's smart, hungry and an asshole.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 21, 2016
Because Tinder isn’t exactly for babysitting.
Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 19, 2016
Because Miley inspires us all.
My daughter love the @MileyCyrus song, "We Can't Stop" because she thinks it's about cutting the brake lines on my car.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 17, 2016
Because sometimes we just DON’T want more.
They should call "fighting pits" something else because my baby just plays with the other babies.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 16, 2016
Because we all want famous kids… right?
They should call "fighting pits" something else because my baby just plays with the other babies.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 16, 2016
But Ryan Reynolds knows he’s not the only parent who has ~suffered~.
On his Mother’s Day Insta, he joked, “Happy Mother’s Day, Mom. You gave birth to me an excruciating 468 weeks late. I was 9. We were both so happy to be free.”
Parenting is a complicated thing, but since you can’t always cry, sometimes you just have to laugh.