15 very rude texts your hair would send you if it could

These tweets are just a little reminder of all the times when your hair is definitely NOT ~hair~ for you. Which, you know, feels like every damn day…

1. When you’re innocently trying to find a new style.

2. When you think you’ve found the perfect shampoo, but…

3. When you spot your first white/gray hair.

4. When you have to do this.

5. When you hate the thought of cleaning after cleaning.

6. When your hair decides to goes through an oily phase.

7. When you’ve finally given up on coloring your hair too often.

8. When you think you’ve found a magical product, but your hair disagrees.

9. When your hair decides to get in your face and ruin a photo.

10. When your hair plans on not cooperating thanks to the weather.

11. When you realize karma is a bitch.

12. When you wish your haircut would stop growing out so fast.

13. When you learn just how hard it is to get the color you want.

14. When you have no idea how you got into this tangled mess.

15. And finally, when you find your hair in the weirdest places.