Written in the Stars: July 2013 Horoscopes
I am going to start this lovely round of reading your future by publicly apologizing to one of the greatest signs in the zodiac: The Taurus. I totally skipped you in June, and I assure you it wasn’t on purpose! I know I have my beef with The Bulls because as a Lion, the two of us are The Most Stubborn, but you know I adore you. A boy I <3 is a Taurus, and two of my brothers are as well. I love you guys. I do. Forgive me for life.
(PS Allison and Katie O and Steph, ILY.)
Now onto the next. We are in the summer birthdays now, which means the spotlight is on…wait for it…The Leos! Happy birthday to us!
Leo The time to shine is here–it is your season. Not all cinematic lions are Leos necessarily, but I can claim that the Pride of a Lion is undeniable. During Leo season, we inevitably thrive. Throughout the latter half of July and most of August, we own the night. Think Simba at the end of The Lion King. Through faith and love, we have found our place on the path unwinding. Happy birthday!
Famous Lions: Robert DeNiro (my birthday!), Madonna, Bill Clinton, Steve Martin, Mila Kunis, Kylie Jenner, Sean Penn (my birthday!), our POTUS, Demi Lovato, J. Law, J.Lo, Daniel Radcliffe, as well as Harry Potter the fictional character and JK Rowling.
And me, obviously.