Anna Gragert
May 20, 2016 12:50 pm
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Saying that Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are #RelationshipGoals doesn’t feel good enough. On their own, they’re both super wonderful and adorable and talented. But together? It’s almost too much for us to handle – especially now that we know they’re the most relatable parents out there.

On last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, Dax opened up about what it’s like being a parent to 3-year-old daughter Lincoln and 1.5-year-old daughter Delta. “It’s the Tet Offensive at home,” Shepard joked. “It’s hot. It’s hot.” In response, Jimmy asked if having two kids is harder than one and Dax answered, “Exponentially so … It’s just them, from sunup to sundown. It’s over.

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Though Dax and Kristen may not have as much “me time” as they did before, it sounds like Lincoln and Delta live pretty great lives. In fact, Dax revealed, “These two girls have been to more places than I had been when I was 30. I kinda resent them.” Specifically, when Kristen was shooting House of Lies in Cuba, both girls came along and got to explore.

Interestingly enough, the entire family left Cuba with nothing because Kristen gave all their belongings away to the people of Cuba (without telling Dax). “[Kristen] had heard they need things, so she found a charity and gave everything we own away,” explained Shepard. “So when we got to New Orleans, there’s no diapers, there’s no jammies, there’s no toys. It’s just a fresh do-over.


When asked if he plans to have more children with Kristen, Dax gave a very detailed response. “Uh… No. Last year, when my wife was working in Atlanta, we were there and she all of a sudden goes, ‘Oh my gosh, I’m so stupid. I’ve been sick for 10 days and ignoring it. I’m definitely pregnant,‘” said Dax. “And I was like, ‘We’re going to turn into Jon & Kate Plus 8 or something,’ and we already have no life. I freaked out. It was so bad. That was Tuesday. It happened on Tuesday … Thursday morning I had a vasectomy.”

When Kristen found out, she wasn’t exactly thrilled that Dax wanted to get a vasectomy so quickly, but Dax’s comical response was that he’s a “man of action.”

Well, we definitely won’t be expecting any baby bump news from the Bell/Shepard camp. However, what we will be expecting is a lot more adorableness from the family that basically belongs in a Disney movie.