Alyssa Thorne
December 07, 2016 4:54 pm
Bravo

Let’s all be honest — reality television can be incredibly fun. Yes, it might be the downfall of society. Yes, we’ve seen Black Mirror too. Yes, it probably erodes empathy and teaches poor values and detracts audiences from prestige shows and does all manner of troubling things…probably. But, like, let us live? On that note, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills just came back, and the taglines for the wives were just shared by Bravo on Twitter. And we literally couldn’t be happier.

The 2016 Real Housewives of Beverly Hills taglines

Lisa Vanderpump: “The crown is heavy, darlings, so just leave it where it belongs.”

Kyle Richards: “I’m an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake.”

Eileen Davidson: “I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything.”

Lisa Rinna: “My advice to you: Don’t hustle the hustler.”

Erika Girardi: “I may be two people, but I’m not two-faced.”

Dorit Kemsley: “When you travel the world, you can speak in any accent you want.”

[As she’s new, we don’t yet have a GIF for Dorit Kemsley, but we’re excited to get one.]

Be still our reality TV loving hearts, this is everything we could’ve hoped for and MORE. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs on Tuesdays at 9 PM on Bravo.

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