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1. You always go into Target for “one thing.”

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But you are obviously kidding yourself.

2. The dollar aisle distracts you before you even have a chance to grab a cart.

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Suddenly, you are the proud future owner of thirty tiny Mason jars.

3. Even when you are shopping for vitamins, you find yourself drawn to the clothes section.

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Just a little looksie never hurt anybody.

4. You can tell the difference between Mossimo and Who What Wear without looking at the tags.

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Because #fashion.

5. You have a favorite dressing room at your local Target.

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What? The lighting is better.

6. But most of the time, you don’t need to try things on — you already know your size in everything.

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“Oh, they have the classic tank in new colors? I’ll take ten.”

7. Friends and family give you Target gift cards for every special occasion.

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Because they GET YOU.

8. Your favorite part of any holiday is the day after when you buy all the themed candy on sale.

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You can never have enough Easter jelly beans and Halloween Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

9. When you wander into the Home section of Target, you suddenly have a strong desire to redecorate your whole house.

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Life would be so much easier to bear with a Nate Berkus lamp on your desk.

10. You never run out of office supplies because you buy more every time you go to Target.

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Buying pens is just so satisfying. WHY?

11. Even the Electronics section can hook you.

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Like, you don’t really need any CDs, but there are so many choices!

12. You haven’t been to a regular grocery store to buy food in years.

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And your favorite brand of food is Archer Farms. DUH.

13. All of your makeup is No. 7, because Target imports it from Britain.

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You are basically the sixth Spice Girl, Target Spice.

14. More than once, Target employees have recognized you.

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You’re kind of a VIP or maybe a shopping addict — is there really a difference?

15. When it’s time to check out, you try to keep cool when the cashier tells you your total.

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So what if you have to dip into your life savings to pay for those Mossimo loafers?

16. And if you spend less than $100, it feels like a freaking miracle.

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Yaaaaassss, savings, yas!

17. Let’s face it: Shopping at Target is a very specific form of therapy.

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So we should probably go back tomorrow, right?