Alyssa Thorne
February 08, 2017 9:43 am
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Valentine’s Day can be a massively depressing event depending on your relationship status, but have no fear, Michael Bolton is here to ensure your Valentine’s Day is a fun, sexy time for everybody.

A Michael Bolton special called Michael Bolton’s Big Sexy Valentine’s Day Special will be premiering on Netflix just in time to help you evade V-Day blues. We’re, like, very confused about what this special is going to entail, since Netflix is billing it as something that will “get people in the mood to make love” which sounds an awful lot like Netflix is producing some 50 Shades-ish special starring Michael Bolton.

Regardless, the cast is stacked and we’re not that mad. The special will guest star faves like Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Sarah Silverman, Adam Scott, Will Forte, Maya Rudolph, Fred Armisen, Casey Wilson, Chris Parnell, Randall Park, Michael Sheen, Tim Robinson, and Eric Andre.

While the trailer doesn’t really answer any questions for us, honestly, we love the idea of a Valentine’s Day special to give us a break from watching rom-coms while stuffing our faces with carbs and pouring wine down our throats and wondering where our own personal John Cusack and why when we do find John Cusacks they tend to be John Cusack from Grosse Pointe Blank instead of Say Anything.

If you want to be just as confused and excited as we are, check out the trailer below!

Sign us up, Michael Bolton, sign us up. You can watch the special RIGHT NOW right here.