Natalia Lusinski
September 18, 2016 1:41 pm
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert/https://www.youtube.com/watch

In a new sketch from The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, a man lounging at home eating a hoagie decided to call the “Celebrity Chatline,” reported Uproxx. When you watch the clip, it says the chat line is “where the hottest stars are ready to talk to you.”

Want to hear Bryan Cranston’s voice? No problem.

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert/https://www.youtube.com/watch

Or perhaps Whoopi Goldberg’s seductive voice?

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert/https://www.youtube.com/watch

Or Adam Brody’s?

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert/https://www.youtube.com/watch

Of course, Colbert is ~always~ making us laugh. Who could forget the sketch he did with Tom Hanks, “Big Questions with Even Bigger Stars”?

But, back to business. So what happens if you call the 1-844-600-LATE number?

We tried it. A recording from Tituss Burgess comes on the line, giving you two options:

We didn’t want to ruin it for you and say what happens next, so you’ll just have to dial for yourself.

But first, you can check out the “Celebrity Chatline” clip here.

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