Premiere Screening Of FX's "American Horror Story: Hotel"
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No, there’s still no sign of Evan Peters anywhere on American Horror Story: Roanoke (he’s got to turn up before the last episode of the season, RIGHT?). But at least, during the fourth episode of the season, “Chapter 4,” we were introduced to someone who’s a pretty good Evan Peter’s substitute:

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Because AHS can’t even get any stranger right now, at one point during the episode, Cricket announces, quite cheerfully, “My Uber is here!” Cut to Cricket being driven around in an Uber, and that should be the beginning and end of this little side-story. Except that then, we cut to the Talking Heads portion of “My Roanoke Nightmare” and the Uber driver is being interviewed and the INTERNET LOST IT’S MIND.

There were the token jokes.


There were lots of questions.


People became hopeful that he’ll stick around for the rest of the season.

And yes, many couldn’t help but note that this Uber driver now has more 5 more minutes of screen time than Evan Peters.


In short: More Uber, please.