Sammy Nickalls
Updated May 16, 2016 @ 4:13 pm
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1. You find yourself angrily shouting “youths!!!” a lot.

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DAMN YOUTHS.

2. You have a weeeeird fear of cats.

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It’s not likely your reasoning is the same as Schmidt’s, but hey, you never know.

3. You do a little dance after you eat good food.

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Especially pizza, because. . . pizza.

4. You’re the one to say weird stuff like this to your friends:

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And yep, your friends make fun of you for it.

5. You give yourself motivational pep talks in the mirror.

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Because you DO got this, dawg.

6. You have a taste for the finer things.

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So much so, in fact, that you’ve created a new way to pronounce “chutney.”

7. You use your own name as a punny catchphrase.

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(Your last name, though, because your friends STILL aren’t sure what your first name is.)

8. You’re unafraid to let people know how awesome you are.

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You often remind your friends of this important fact.

9. Sometimes (okay, often), you forget about boundaries.

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And your friends often remind *you* of this not-as-important fact.

10. Because you love deeply, even if you can get a little intense (and weird) about it sometimes.

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And you will never give up on that love, either.

11. You accidentally get yourself into really stupid amounts of trouble.

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(Again, often in the name of love.)

12. You’ve got no shame, because you’re too busy living an awesome life.

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Who has time for anything else?

13. And you’ve always got very important insight to add to the conversation.

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(What really *are* beans, anyway?)

14. Even if you sometimes say some *questionable* things. . .

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*sigh*

15. . . . your heart is always in the right place.

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16. And one thing’s for sure: Even if your antics confuse the heck out of your loved ones, they always know just how lucky they are to call you a friend.

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Because even if Michael Keaton doesn’t know you exist, you’re one special dawg.