16 signs you are totally Schmidt from "New Girl"
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1. You find yourself angrily shouting “youths!!!” a lot.
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DAMN YOUTHS.
2. You have a weeeeird fear of cats.
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It’s not likely your reasoning is the same as Schmidt’s, but hey, you never know.
3. You do a little dance after you eat good food.
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Especially pizza, because. . . pizza.
4. You’re the one to say weird stuff like this to your friends:
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And yep, your friends make fun of you for it.
5. You give yourself motivational pep talks in the mirror.
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Because you DO got this, dawg.
6. You have a taste for the finer things.
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So much so, in fact, that you’ve created a new way to pronounce “chutney.”
7. You use your own name as a punny catchphrase.
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(Your last name, though, because your friends STILL aren’t sure what your first name is.)
8. You’re unafraid to let people know how awesome you are.
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You often remind your friends of this important fact.
9. Sometimes (okay, often), you forget about boundaries.
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And your friends often remind *you* of this not-as-important fact.
10. Because you love deeply, even if you can get a little intense (and weird) about it sometimes.
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And you will never give up on that love, either.
11. You accidentally get yourself into really stupid amounts of trouble.
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(Again, often in the name of love.)
12. You’ve got no shame, because you’re too busy living an awesome life.
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Who has time for anything else?
13. And you’ve always got very important insight to add to the conversation.
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(What really *are* beans, anyway?)
14. Even if you sometimes say some *questionable* things. . .
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*sigh*
15. . . . your heart is always in the right place.
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16. And one thing’s for sure: Even if your antics confuse the heck out of your loved ones, they always know just how lucky they are to call you a friend.
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Because even if Michael Keaton doesn’t know you exist, you’re one special dawg.
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