Kids may say the darnedest things, but as we learned last night on The Late Show, Stephen Colbert and guest Sarah Silverman treated us to some of the insane things kids write.

Colbert borrowed a few jokes from the Tumblr Bad Kids Jokes, where the comedic genius of today’s youth is shared with the world. But Colbert wasn’t after the best jokes on the site. Instead, he and Silverman read the jokes that didn’t make the cut. Yes, these jokes were so nonsensical they didn’t make it onto a Tumblr for bad jokes.

“I believe in these children, and I believe in these jokes,” Colbert says as he hands one to Silverman to read.

While their jokes might not make a whole lot of sense now, it’s great to start young. Keep at it, kids!

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