Scarlet Meyer
March 05, 2017 10:43 am
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There are a lot of beautiful things in the world like nature, poetry, puppy snuggles. Luckily for us, we now have another incredible thing to add to that list. That thing is Samuel L. Jackson reading Facebook rants out loud. And, yes, it is just as good as it sounds!

This past Friday on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Samuel L. Jackson gave us this wonderful gift. He read complaints in his famous epic angry rant voice for Fallon’s segment “Facebook Rants,” and it pretty much the best.

He started with a Girl Scout Cookie complaint, and then went from there.

Our only question is who complains about Girl Scout cookies!?

Girl Scout Cookies are seriously magic in a box. It is so weird to think anyone would have any problems with them, but we guess some people do.

Another funny thing we learned through this segment was Jackson’s Girl Scout Cookie of choice is shortbread. Also he hates Thin Mints. We have no idea how, but we dare not question Samuel L. Jackson.

Other topics people got angry about on Facebook included where the tissues were at Walgreens, Pop Tarts, getting messed with, and being shamed for drinking milk. It is a wonderfully random selection of topics, if you ask us. As is tradition in these segments, Fallon and Jackson took turns reading rants. However, we’ve got to say, Samuel L. Jackson’s intensity made us both LOL and shiver a little.

So thank you to Samuel L. Jackson for lending your talent to normal people’s rants. He made even the littlest complains feel incredibly important and justified.

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