Kathryn Lindsay
June 02, 2016 4:00 am
CBS

Sometimes, a talking cat has to say the things we’re too nice to articulate — and if one thing’s for certain, Salem the cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch doesn’t mince words. The animatronic powerhouse, voiced by Nick Bakay for all seven seasons of the hit series, has countless classic lines, but the best ones are when he gets real in hilarious and sassy ways. After all, cats are allowed to be selfish and opinionated — it’s in their nature! — and we’re glad that we can turn to Salem’s iconic quotes when we need him to say what we’re really thinking. Here are some of our favorites:

1. When we don’t really have anything to say but want to be a part of the conversation.

2. When things didn’t go how we expected them to.

3. When we have big Friday night plans.

4. When we’re the only one in the #squad who’s hungry.

5. When we’re trying to get our shaky WiFi to work.

6. When our friends ask how they can make us feel better.

7. When people want to know why we messed up any given thing at any given time.

8. When we eat an entire pint of Ben & Jerry’s while watching a sad movie.

9. When we eat an entire pint of Ben & Jerry’s while watching a comedy.

10. When people say they don’t spend their free time binge-watching old 90s TV shows and writing down their favorite quotes.

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