The Dodo
February 03, 2015 2:00 pm

This post was written by Lindsey Robertson on The Dodo.

1. “Oh. . . did you want to sit here?”

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2. “Sorry, Human, but I need The Warm more than you do.”

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3. “What? How else am I supposed to make my rumpus toasty?”

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4. “The fireplace and I are having a moment. Please leave.”

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5. “This heat is mine. Go find your own.”

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6. “Sorry. You have to look like a cool Bond villain to share this fire with me.”

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7. “You can have these magical belly-warmers when I’m finished, Human.”

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8. “Hm. . . portable heat, you say?”

“. . .Mm, yes. Very good, Human. I find this offering to be acceptable.”

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9. “Are you lost? This is MY vent.”

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10. “Oh, hey! You don’t mind if I just wiggle my way into this toasty situation, do you?”

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11. “HEY EVERYONE. COME AND SEE HOW WARM I LOOK.”

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