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This post was written by Lindsey Robertson on The Dodo.

1. “Oh. . . did you want to sit here?”

2. “Sorry, Human, but I need The Warm more than you do.”

3. “What? How else am I supposed to make my rumpus toasty?”

4. “The fireplace and I are having a moment. Please leave.”

5. “This heat is mine. Go find your own.”

6. “Sorry. You have to look like a cool Bond villain to share this fire with me.”

7. “You can have these magical belly-warmers when I’m finished, Human.”

8. “Hm. . . portable heat, you say?”

“. . .Mm, yes. Very good, Human. I find this offering to be acceptable.”

9. “Are you lost? This is MY vent.”

10. “Oh, hey! You don’t mind if I just wiggle my way into this toasty situation, do you?”

11. “HEY EVERYONE. COME AND SEE HOW WARM I LOOK.”