Oscar predictions that have nothing to do with the movies
Yes, of course we watch the Academy Awards to find out who will win all the big awards. But we also watch for the dresses, the celeb-spotting, and all the hilarity and awesomeness that is synonymous with televised awards ceremonies.
A million other people have winner predictions covered. We are here to present you with a list of Oscar predictions that have absolutely NOTHING to do with the movies.
1.) Famous actresses will be asked really lame questions on the red carpet
Male attendees will be asked about their work on the films honored tonight and there will be lady attendees who will just get “Who are you wearing”-ed to death. #askhermore, members of the press, #askhermore
2.) Someone’s going to become a meme instantly
Someone always becomes a meme instantly.
3.) Neil Patrick Harris is going to sing and dance
How can you have NPH host and NOT let him sing and dance? It’s what the man was BORN TO DO.
4.) There’s going to be another group selfie
Or lots of group selfies! And then we at home will get to decide which group selfie earns its place in Group Selfie History.
5.)Someone’s going to get up to the microphone and talk diversity
And that will be GREAT, because the awards and the industry need to get inclusive and representative STAT.
6.) A new Adele Dazeem will rise
It’s Murphy’s Law, if a name CAN be butchered, it WILL be butchered. Someone’s going home with a crazy new pronunciation of their name tonight.