Sammy Nickalls
Updated May 25, 2016 @ 1:09 pm
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1. You find yourself making faces like this at your friends:

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Generally after they say something stupid or when you’re feeling particularly turtle-y.

2. You eat like a freakin’ caveman.

Who has time for pleasantries when food tastes so damn good?

3. You react to most unfortunate situations like this:

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By hilariously screaming, obviously.

4. But that doesn’t mean you don’t know how to have fun.

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5. You have a slightly unhealthy obsession with an eclectic ’80s singer.

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RIP, Prince.

6. Working out isn’t exactly your strong suit. . .

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7. . . .mainly because it gets in the way of your true passions.

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You’ve got a busy sched.

8. You are totally unafraid to be yourself.

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9. But that doesn’t mean you won’t try on other hats.

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Or, rather, women’s coats.

10. You avoid confrontation at all costs.

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And you’ve come up with creative ways to do so.

11. But when you let yourself feel your emotions, it can be pretty messy.

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Because life is hard for us all sometimes.

12. Because you definitely have a *lot* of feelings.

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Mainly accessed by being carried in a pool by your old friend named Tran.

13. Sometimes, you forget how awesome you are.

So find other ways to pump yourself up.

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14. Your flirting techniques are. . . definitely interesting.

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Hey, no one can say you don’t try.

15. But you love deeply and passionately.

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(And you’re really good at kissing, NBD.)

16. And your friends know they’re insanely lucky to have you in their lives.

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Because you’re a *great* friend.