Sometimes you hear someone say something and think to yourself, “How is that even possible?” This was pretty much our reaction to learning the connection between Brad Pitt and Shania Twain’s “That Don’t Impress Me Much.” So brace yourselves: After seeing Pitt’s nude photos, Twain was moved to write a song about how underwhelmed she felt when the actor’s naked photo scandal broke in the late ’90s.
Honestly, it was hard enough finding out Pitt isn’t (or wasn’t) all that funny, but Twain being unimpressed with seeing one of our favorite Hollywood actors in the buff is a bit more difficult to process.
Like, we’re genuinely confused right now. We are impressed, Brad.
Fortunately, this story has a bit of a bright lining, so don’t expect a feud to erupt between Pitt and Twain anytime soon. As she explained to Billboard, her massive country hit wasn’t intended to be a diss to Pitt’s naked bawdy. The singer was actually referring to all the fuss surrounding the nudes and not the actual content of said photos.
Phew, we’re so relieved. Thanks for clearing that up, Shania.