Elena Sheppard
June 22, 2016 2:27 pm
Kevin Winter/Getty Images for Coachella

Drake is a poet, and his newest album Views is his latest work of art. Relatedly, Instagram is a way to express ourselves through visuals, and our captions often read like poetry (or at least we want them to). So let’s put Drake and Instagram together. We provide the images, he provides the vaguely familiar and deeply one point slang-filled captions. This is a match made in heaven.

1. “My luck is a sure thing ’cause I’m living right.”

2. “They give me loyalty, and I don’t gotta pay for it.”

3. “I know you heard that my pool parties like Mardi Gras.”

4. “I made a career off reminiscin’.”

5. “My enemies wanna be friends with my other enemies.”

6. “Back when we couldn’t buy pizza ’cause we were down to pennies.”

 

7. “Your best day is my worst day.”

8. “I’m assumin’ everybody’s 35 and under.”

9. “Not havin’ closure, it takes a lot out of me.”

10. “Just ignore all the skeletons in my closet.”

11. “I pull up in yachts so big that they try to hit me with boat fines.”

12. “I stand out, I don’t blend in.”

13. “Turn my birthday into a lifestyle.”

14. “All I do is hang with the young and heartless.”

15. “I miss the feeling of you missing me.”

16. “I don’t do the hate.”

17. “I kept it 100 like I’m running a fever.”

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