Olivia Harvey
Updated Apr 09, 2018 @ 1:10 pm

The day finally arrived — Cardi B’s first-ever studio album, Invasion of Privacy, dropped on Friday, April 6th (and yeah, it’s everything we wanted and more). As expected, Cardi kicks ass on every single track and proves that her “little 15 minutes lasted long as hell,” as she says in “I Do,” and for a good reason. There are so many great lines one could pull from the album to base one’s life on, but we picked our favorite 20 Cardi B quotes that make great life mottos and even better Instagram captions.

On April 7th, Billboard.com reported that industry prognosticators predicted that Invasion could reach the top of the Billboard 200 chart within two weeks of its release. If that happens, Cardi B will be the fifth female rapper with a No. 1 album on the Billboard 200 chart, the site reports. The last female rap artist to hold that top spot was Nicki Minaj, in 2012, with her album Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded.

It’s honestly strange to think that Invasion is Cardi B’s first studio album. It seems like she’s been around forever already since her single “Bodak Yellow” crashed through pop culture and media last year. She’s already earned multiple Grammy nominations and picked up the iHeartRadio Award for Best New Artist. Plus, Cardi was the first female rapper to land on the Billboard Hot 100, without any other billed acts, since Lauryn Hill in 1998.

Invasion of Privacy is just the beginning of Cardi B’s career and we cannot wait to see where she takes us next.

1“I think us bad bitches is a gift from God” — “I Do” (feat. SZA)

2“I’m his favorite type of chick, boujee, bad, and thick. I could buy designer, but this Fashion Nova fit” — “She Bad”

3“I’m livin’ my best life” — “Best Life” (feat. Chance The Rapper)

4“And karma for you is gon’ be who you end up with” — “Be Careful”

5“Knock me down nine times but I get up ten” — “Get Up 10”

6“They see pictures, they say, ‘Goals,’ bitch, I’m who they tryna be” — “Bodak Yellow”

7“Hit me when you free, 1-800. It’s emergency, call me 911” — “Ring” (feat. Kehlani)

8“I’m in a boss bitch mood” — “I Do” (feat. SZA)

9“I’m a boss in a skirt, I’m a dog, I’m a flirt” — “She Bad”

10“I’m my own competition, I’m competin’ with myself” — “Best Life” (feat. Chance The Rapper)

11“Lookin’ like a right swipe on Tinder” — “Drip” (feat. Migos)

12“I’m the rose that came from the concrete” — “Best Life” (feat. Chance The Rapper)

13“Now I like dollars, I like diamonds, I like stunting, I like shining” — “I Like It”

14“Be careful with me. Yeah, it’s not a threat, it’s a warnin'” — “Be Careful”

15“I don’t want your punk-ass man, I’m too tough” — “Get Up 10”

16“What’s a good girl? Watch me turn diva” — “Ring” (feat. Kehlani)

17“Y’all know good and damn well I don’t want no champagne, but can we please get some more champagne?” — “Best Life” (feat. Chance The Rapper)

(Yeah, we know this is Chance’s line, but…!)

18“Teach me to be like you so I cannot give a fuck” — “Be Careful”

19“And my bitches with me pretty, too, they look like bridesmaids” — “Money Bag”

20“I said I never had a problem showin’ y’all the real me. Hair when it’s fucked up, crib when it’s filthy” — “Best Life” (feat. Chance The Rapper)

Cardi B, you’ve really done it. We love Invasion of Privacy and cannot see ourselves listening to anything else for weeks to come.