The best "Mean Girls" quotes that will never get old

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Although we technically celebrate the amazingness that is the film Mean Girls every time we wear pink on a Wednesday, October 3rd is the official Mean Girls Day on calendars.

In the movie, Lindsay Lohan’s character Cady Heron has a crush on football player Aaron Samuels, and he turns around in class to ask her what day it is. “It’s October 3rd,” she says. And hence, the holiday!

To mark the occasion, we’ve decided to round up our favorite quotes from the iconic 2004 film. And we’ve included some of the lesser-quoted ones, too. Everybody knows “that’s so fetch,” but there are some true underrated gems that we’ve unearthed for all you Mean Girls aficionados out there.

1#feminism


“Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.” – Gretchen

2Stop trying to make “fetch” happen, Gretchen!


“That is so fetch!” – Gretchen

3If you see something, say something


“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.” – Janice

4Secret hair


“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.” – Damian

5You mean “ESP,” Karen


“It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well…they can tell when it’s raining.” – Karen

6She’s a cool mom, not a regular mom


“Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.” – Regina’s mom

7We don’t recommend this perfume scent


“You smell like a baby prostitute.” – Janice

8Hoop earrings for all!


“If only you knew how mean she really is, you’d know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Two years ago, she told me hoops earrings were her thing, and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hanukkah my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoop,s and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like them. It was so sad.” – Gretchen

9Just one of the Plastics’ many dress code rules


“On Wednesdays, we wear pink.” – Karen

10Mr. Weiners is a very important man, obvs


“I don’t think that my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.” – Gretchen

11Wink, wink



“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.” – Regina’s mom

12Oh, Gretchen!



“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m popular.” – Gretchen

13It’s a term of endearment, we think



“Get in loser. We’re going shopping.” – Regina

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