Meet Courtina: Courtney Stodden's Wacko Alter-Ego
Courtney Stodden is bananas. I think we can all agree on this. B-A-N-A-N-A-S (Big ups to Gwen Stefani, without whom I may still be struggling with the spelling of that word). Before I stumbled upon this video, she was just like, a big bowl of bananas. But now, I’m pretty sure she’s just a single banana who recently decided it was time to split her outer peel six ways from Sunday. And on the third split, Courtina was born.
For those of you who aren’t aware, Courtney Stodden is the child bride of 52-year-old actor Doug Hutchinson. They met when Courtney was a student in an acting class he was teaching (at the time, she was 16), and all media hell broke loose when they got hitched shortly thereafter. Now, she’s 18 and is the equivalent of a younger, crazier Heidi Montag-Pratt. She wears crazy get-ups that leave little to the imagination and doesn’t really do much else. But like Montag, she wants to be a star. Or something.
Anyways, on the whole, she seems pretty harmless and her Euro alter-ego video made me laugh. Not in a “Funny or Die” kind of way — More so in a “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE” kind of way. You know what I mean? Stodden has been pretty honest about her fame-whoring intentions and while she may not be totally grounded in reality, she’s pretty perfect for reality t.v. (and in this case, YouTube). She’s the kind of girl most people love to hate, but this video is just straight up silly. Her unintelligible accident, the generic Euro soundtrack, her cleavage-shaking close-ups, that PETRIFIED dog (named Dourtney) — I mean, she’s bananas. And maybe a little lonely. But at least she’s got Courtina.
Featured image via Daily Mail