Gina Vaynshteyn
Updated Dec 21, 2014 @ 10:27 am

We’ve got about a half-year to go until we see our favorite, troubled ladies in orange (beige, technically), but they’ve made a surprise appearance on the Internet —just in time for the holidays. In this festive video, Piper, Red, Nicky, Suzanne, Alex, Pennsatucky, and Sophia sing you the prison-version of “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” and it’s the best.

“On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,” turns into “On the first day of Litchfield, my bunk-mate gave to me,” which includes: ladies dancing, snitches snitching, stalker girls stalking, and a few more of OITNB‘s most iconic moments (yup, including the pie that Crazy Eyes threw for Piper).