Nicole Cord-Cruz
October 02, 2019 11:12 am

Last year marked the 25th anniversary of the best Halloween movie of all time: Hocus Pocus. It’s one of those films that shaped our childhood, and we probably wouldn’t be who we are today if it weren’t for the sassy, hilarious, and scary Sanderson sisters. It’s safe to say that that trio of witches put a spell on us—and the young Max, Dani, and Allison too. Even though the iconic film is more than a quarter of a century old, Hocus Pocus is still relatable as ever, and continues to be a treasure trove of funny quotes, memes, and jokes we can’t get enough of. Not to mention, they make pretty excellent Halloween Instagram captions.

So pass the pumpkin spice and round up your crew for a viewing party, or set your DVR for one of the 30 showings of Hocus Pocus that will be on Freeform this month, then, relive a bit of your childhood with these hilarious, iconic quotes from Mary, Sarah, and Winifred.

1When you’re finally reunited with your girl squad after a long hiatus:

“Sisters, we’ve been gone 300 years.”

2 The kind of motto we can get behind:

“Life is sweet, be not too shy.”

3When someone asks you what your Friday night plans are after a long work week:

“Spending a quiet evening at home.”

4When you find it hard to get up from bed during Monday mornings:

“Oh, look. Another glorious morning. It makes me sick!”

5When you’re getting ready for a night out and feeling yourself:

“I am beautiful! Boys will LOVE me!”

6When the waiter asks you how you like your avocado:

“ON TOAST!”

7When people ask you to take a chill pill:

“I AM CALM!”

8When someone compliments the outfit you worked so hard putting together:

“Thank you. I really like yours too.”

9When you just watched a scary movie and want to seem like it didn’t affect you:

“Oh, come on. It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.”

10When you try to squeeze into a pair of jeans you bought five years ago:

“This is…This is terribly uncomfortable.”

11When you see your crush from afar:

“I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine!”

12When the person you like tells you they want to have children someday:

“You know, I always wanted a child, and now I think I’ll have one.”

13When you happen to pass by your old school:

“What is this place?” “It is a prison for children.”

14When you and your friends are all stressed out about something:

“Think soothing thoughts.”

15When you’re trying to plan something with the group chat, but no one can agree on a date:

“Why, why, WHY, was I cursed with such idiot sisters?”

16When you’re leaving for work and have to say goodbye to your dog:

“I shall always be with you.”

17When you’re explaining something to someone and they STILL don’t understand:

“Dost thou comprehend?!”

18Whenever you come across a photo of Harry Styles:

“Hang him on a hook and let me play with him!”

19When your crush sends you a meme you already saw eight months ago:

“I found it quite lovely!”

20When you want to do something silly but your friend doesn’t want to participate:

“Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?”

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