The Dodo
February 19, 2015 2:04 pm

This post was written by Anna Swartz on The Dodo.

1. “A queen bed fits two people or one person and at least 10 kittens.” –Kristephe


2. “This is what happens if I don’t go to bed at the same time as my wife.” – Rawtashk


3. “Good thing we bought the king bed.” – Str4wb3rri_gumi_B34r


4. “Leave my bed for 5 minutes, come back to chaos.” – enkloth


5. “I am relegated to the remaining (unseen) sliver of bed.” –secretssssss


6. “If I don’t make it to bed on time, I don’t get a spot to sleep.” –Furfordinner


7. “I woke up at 3am to go to the bathroom, I walked out of my animal-free room, leaving my door open, and went to the bathroom. Upon my return, of being gone for only 30 seconds, I find this on my bed.” –NekoKills


8. “Bed time!” – emepants


9. “They decided a truce was a reasonable price to pay for being able to nap on the bed.” – ahorribleidea


10. “First night home in a week. . . I missed them as well. I also think I need a bigger bed.” – leighaeroe


11. “My bed gets a bit crowded in the mornings.” – JellyTip


12. “Where am I supposed to sleep?” – helpprogram2


13. “I woke up trapped between my dogs this morning. No wiggle room.” – Because-Im-A-Potato


14. “My girls always disappear when I’m getting ready for bed. Here’s why—and no, they never leave any room for me.” – scoutheartsatticus


15. “No room for Dad, I guess!”- Nd_power