The Dodo
February 19, 2015 2:04 pm

This post was written by Anna Swartz on The Dodo.

1. “A queen bed fits two people or one person and at least 10 kittens.” –Kristephe

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2. “This is what happens if I don’t go to bed at the same time as my wife.” – Rawtashk

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3. “Good thing we bought the king bed.” – Str4wb3rri_gumi_B34r

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4. “Leave my bed for 5 minutes, come back to chaos.” – enkloth

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5. “I am relegated to the remaining (unseen) sliver of bed.” –secretssssss

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6. “If I don’t make it to bed on time, I don’t get a spot to sleep.” –Furfordinner

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7. “I woke up at 3am to go to the bathroom, I walked out of my animal-free room, leaving my door open, and went to the bathroom. Upon my return, of being gone for only 30 seconds, I find this on my bed.” –NekoKills

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8. “Bed time!” – emepants

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9. “They decided a truce was a reasonable price to pay for being able to nap on the bed.” – ahorribleidea

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10. “First night home in a week. . . I missed them as well. I also think I need a bigger bed.” – leighaeroe

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11. “My bed gets a bit crowded in the mornings.” – JellyTip

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12. “Where am I supposed to sleep?” – helpprogram2

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13. “I woke up trapped between my dogs this morning. No wiggle room.” – Because-Im-A-Potato

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14. “My girls always disappear when I’m getting ready for bed. Here’s why—and no, they never leave any room for me.” – scoutheartsatticus

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15. “No room for Dad, I guess!”- Nd_power

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