The Dodo
February 10, 2015 2:30 pm

This post was written by Lindsey Robertson on The Dodo.

1. “I am a blanket larva. Soon I will be a beautiful blanket butterfly.”

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2. “Sorry. This cozy cocoon is for pugs only, Human.”

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3. “Pink can be tough, too, you know.”

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4. “Not only am I warm, but I also kind of look like a wizard. Win-win.”

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5. “The key to sweet dreams is a princess blankie. Obviously.”

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6. “I can easily blend into blanket piles — once I’ve engaged MAXIMUM WRINKLE MODE.”

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7. “No, no, it’s fine, Human. . . this is just the most measly blanket I’ve ever seen in my entire life.”

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8. “Oh, this is awkward. I, uh, actually can’t use my paws when I’m encased in this fortress of warmth — could you change the channel for me?”

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9. “Me? Oh, nothing, just a full day of blanket burrowing ahead.”

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10. “Sorry, we can’t get up right now. We’re too worn out from all this snuggling.”

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11. “When they say ‘snug as a bug in a rug,’ what they really mean is ‘snug as a bulldog in a blankie nest.'”

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12. “Thank you for rolling me into my burrito form, Human. You may leave me now.”

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13. “I. . . yes, I took all the warmth. I’m not sorry.”

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Just a warning, dogs: Cats love to steal that sweet blanket action.

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