The Dodo
February 17, 2015 11:29 am

This post was written by Lindsey Robertson on The Dodo.

1. “Sorry, just give me one second. I found a HILARIOUS cat video.”

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2. “I told you not to take I-35, but nobody listens to me!”

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3. “So. . . how was your day?”

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4. “I dunno, what do YOU wanna watch?”

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5. “Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.”

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6. “Perfect, you’re here — now we can go over this paperwork.”

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7. “Okay, WHO loaded the dishwasher wrong?”

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8. “Oh, hi. I didn’t hear you come in.”

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9. “Good, you’re up — come watch ‘The Bachelor’ with me.”

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10. “When you talk to me during my relaxation time, all I hear is ‘blah blah blah.'”

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