The Dodo
January 20, 2015 11:44 am

This post was written by Anna Swartz on The Dodo.

1. “Bring on the polar vortex. I am ready.”

(reddit/berkyaman)

2. “I have become a mini kitten roll-up.”

(reddit/RorshachBulldogs)

3. “Don’t be jealous of my toasty scarf.”

(reddit/DaniStormBorn)

4. “I am a MEGA ‘PURRITO.'”

(reddit/freshpickles)

5. “Don’t even think about unraveling me until spring.”

(reddit/PrankieJuin)

6. “Now leave me to snuggle in peace, Human.”

(reddit/LordJunon)

7. “Yes, this blanket shall do nicely as the wrapping for my ‘purrito.'”

(reddit/smart_cereal)

8. “Unless you’re here to tell me there’s a heat wave, I’m not unrolling.”

(reddit/supergalaktisch)

9. “I think I’ll just bask in the sun.”

(reddit/mariokart69)

10. “Hold me, Human.”

(reddit/optimoprimo)

11. “I’m gazing off into a future where I will no longer be cold.”

(reddit/JordanWho)

12. “Fear my snuggling powers.”

(reddit/dunndeal)

13. “Hold my ‘purrito’ paw for warmth.”

(reddit/confusedpowerranger)

14. “Maybe if I close my eyes, I can stay wrapped up forever.”

(reddit/allylouise)

15. “Go out in the snow to fetch me snacks, Human. I’ll stay here.”

(reddit/Riotgrrl319)

16. “Mmm, so cozy.”

(reddit/azure11234)

17. “Leave my blanket? Surely you jest.”

(reddit/SBJ220)

18. “20 percent cat, 80 percent blanket.”

(reddit/southpaw19711)

19. “We are double ‘purrito.’ Bow before us.”

(reddit/coreyisthename)

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