The Dodo
January 22, 2015 12:26 pm

This post was written by Lindsey Robertson on The Dodo.

1. “I am ignoring you, Human, and going to my mental happy place until this treachery is finished.”

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2. “WHAT. IS. HAPPENING. TO. MY. BEAUTIFUL. FUR.”

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3. “0/10, would not bathe again.”

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4. “OK, Human, that was a conniving trick you pulled … “

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5. “You have dipped me in water. I don’t get it. I don’t like it.”

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6. “My god, you aren’t going to actually use SOAP, are you?”

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7. “Hey, so … how about we DON’T bathe me and say we DID?”

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8. “You have stripped me of my magical cat spit powers, you swine.”

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9. “What, is this measly TOWEL supposed to make me feel better after what you just did?”

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10. “I utterly hated that bath, Human. But I kind of like my new cloak.”

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