Rachel Bloom is writing a book, so her enemies better watch out!
Ever since we read her article about pooping in the potty, we knew Rachel Bloom was an incredible essayist. Her tale about growing up, accepting change, and facing her diaper-ditching fears was riveting — and for a story about a four-year-old using a toilet, that’s saying something. And of course, Bloom’s writing for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is out of this world amazing.
So when we heard Rachel Bloom was writing a book, we freaked.
The news was broken by Entertainment Weekly who had the online scoop. According to EW.com, Bloom is working on “hilarious, irreverent, and deeply relatable personal essays, fictional stories, poems, opinions, and more” with Grand Central Publishing.
And Rachel warns there’s a lot in store.
"I can’t wait to write this sordid tell-all book in which I plan to put my enemies on blast and, on the flip side, elevate those who are loyal to me to the status of gods among men," she said in a statement.
She also teased some of the juicy details about her life that may or may not make it into print.
"You will learn about my 15 divorces, multiple lip transplants and all the details of that fateful night I whispered to George R.R. Martin, ‘What if you wrote a thing about royalty and zombies and it was also super cold?’ When this book appears on shelves, only the worthy may read it; the rest who dare lay eyes on even the introduction will instantly melt into the earth. Also, there may be an embarrassing story about my period, LOL :)"
The book will be coming out Spring 2019, and Bloom confirmed the news on her Instagram.
We don’t know that we can wait that long. Two years? It feels like a lifetime.
We can only hope that, in every free minute she has, Rachel is working away on her computer just like this.
Until then, we’ll just have to spend all our time binging Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
