16 questions we’d love to ask our ex’s new girlfriend
Breakups. Ugh. No matter who did the deed, breaking up can be ultra messy and it can lead to a lot of unanswered questions. And when you find out your old boo is dating someone new, a whole new slew of questions pop up in your head. Social media can make it so easy to creep, and it’s totally natural to be curious about your ex’s new girlfriend whether your relationship ended on good or bad terms. Here are alllll the questions the HelloGiggles team has for our ex’s new partner that we’d totally ask if it wouldn’t make it completely weird, because life is complicated and love is hard.
“Do you know who I am?”
“Do you think I’m prettier than you?”
“Does my ex owe you money too? (How much? Aaaaand can you get him to pay me back, please?)”
“How many of my articles have you read?”
“What shampoo do you use?”
“Do you also stalk me on social media sometimes?”
“Has he gotten any better about his casual racism/frequent microaggressions?”
“Do you know that he’s openly admitted to having yellow fever? Run, girl. Run.”
“Do you realize you look JUST LIKE HIS OLD GIRLFRIEND?”
“Does he ever go completely MIA and then make you feel like it’s your fault?”
“Did he learn to be kinder?”
“Is he still unemployed and living off his parents? Because good luck with that, girl.”
“What has he told you about me?”
“Does it make him insecure that I came out to him while we were still dating?”
“Are you jealous of me? (I hope you are, because I’m jealous of you.)”
“Is he still super selfish in bed, or. . . ?”
