QUEEN B, Y’ALL

Hi, Hater! Unbeylievers can TAKE A SEAT because the Queen B just reclaimed her throne (AGAIN! The pre-game press conference was somethin’ else) after that holy sh*t halftime performance.

Y’ALL. 15 minutes of: LIVE SINGING, the hair, the legs, the leather and lace two-piece body suit, the FIERCENESS, the popping and the locking, the earth-shattering booty-shaking, the crotch-rocking, the hair whipping, the ROC (!) she’s rocking, MONSTER-TRUCKING DESTINY’S CHILD with “Bootylicious,” “Independent Women,” and “SINGLE LADIES.” I CAN’T STOP WRITING IN CAPS.

“Love on Top,” “Crazy in Love,” “Lose My Breath,” “Till the End of Time,” “Baby Boy” (Sean de Paul, uh!), “Halo.” I CAN’T EVEN WRITE FULL SENTENCES ANYMORE.

That. Was. Everything.

“Lights out!!! Any questions??”

— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) February 4, 2013

(P.S. In case you missed it, see below)

Feature image via Huffington Post