The peach emoji is changing and this is why everyone is so mad about it

Today, we mourn. Apple’s peach emoji has been updated, and it no longer looks, sob, like a butt. No, now it just looks like… well, like a peach. Apple’s beta version of iOS 10.2 is out and along with the routine updates and some new features, come some redesigned emojis, including a more botanically-correct, but less anotomically #correct peach.
Since the dawn of texting, people (ahem, Kim Kardashian) have been using the peach emoji as a stand-in for a butt but the NEW peach emoji will look like this aka it looks nothing like a butt.
noooooo they're changing the peach emoji pic.twitter.com/CmHkef9MlM
— alix 🌼🌸 (@freckledbutt) November 1, 2016
Let us pay tribute to our fruity emoji derrière of yesteryear.
Dear Beautiful, Bulbous Peach Booty
How we will miss your soft
subtle curvature
Your sensual play
with light and texture
They released a new peach emoji and now I have to redesign all my filthy peach fan art pic.twitter.com/3BzvoN4rmV
— Jen Lewis (@thisjenlewis) November 1, 2016
Your seductive center seam
with which you’d tease
when you still got the original peach emoji.🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑
— duddy🍍 (@jstdkalen) November 1, 2016
And entice us
with your fleshy blush
.@apple’s ruined the peach emoji — and sexting forever.https://t.co/vU7KIcRAA9 pic.twitter.com/ZReXOMLiPS
— Hypebae (@hypebae) November 1, 2016
We will miss you
O.G. Peach Emoji
For
RIP to all the boys who can no longer comment " 🍑👀🔥" on a girl's instagram pic. Poor Peach emoji.
— Caitlin ♏️ (@caitlin_thfc) November 1, 2016
Your impact is lasting
and will not be forgotten
false
We will continue to use
the new you
to symbolize
behinds, bums, buttocks and asses
false
But it won’t carry an equal
titillating weight
And the evolution
of human communication
will never be the same
Without you, tender fruit
That looked
Like a butt
Some other emoji updates include a face palm (particularly useful today), a clown (a little insensitive, no?), a gorilla (sob, Harambe), an arm taking a selfie (so you can just use that instead of going to the pains of actually taking a selfie, how convenient), and a thumbs down.
That’s how we feel about your treatment of our peach, Apple.