You need to watch Paul Rudd be 100% sassy to “Captain America” fans
Are you Team Captain America or Team Iron Man? That’s the big question Captain America: Civil War is asking us, and with the movie opening in three short weeks, the window to choose a side is slowly closing. Would you rather hang out with Steve Rogers or Tony Stark?
…or would you rather hang out with SCOTT LANG? All past, present, and future Avengers are stopping by Civil War, and that means Paul Rudd’s Ant-Man is once again suiting up. In a huge promotional push for the movie, when you declare your side on Twitter, the Avengers will actually answer you back, either telling you that you’ve made a good decision, or chosen poorly. Most of them are simple stock responses, with a beaming Chris Evans welcoming you to the team, or Anthony Mackie asking you what the heck you were thinking??
In the case of Rudd’s responses, they’re not just “Good job!” or “Booo.” They are 100% sassy, and 100% hilarious, and though we didn’t think it was possible, we now love Rudd roughly 200% more. How so? He’s started telling nice people on the internet that they “suck,” but this is Rudd we’re talking about, so it’s ridiculously charming.
He tells this Twitter user Nate that he’s probably made really horribly decisions in his life.
@AD_Rtorius Are you sure you made the right choice? Find out in theaters. pic.twitter.com/wuHTAObSxi
— Captain America (@CaptainAmerica) April 14, 2016
Poor Logan is now an “idiot.”
@Oshnabi Are you sure you made the right choice? Find out in theaters. pic.twitter.com/5FGgOJjvVD
— Captain America (@CaptainAmerica) April 14, 2016
And Ian and Vanessa are now dead to Paul Rudd.
@ianj4509bman Are you sure you made the right choice? Find out in theaters. pic.twitter.com/eWbpvkR7hM
— Captain America (@CaptainAmerica) April 14, 2016
@cherry__vanilla Are you sure you made the right choice? Find out in theaters. pic.twitter.com/QViO2r57Jm
— Captain America (@CaptainAmerica) April 14, 2016
So sorry to everyone out there named Hunter and Cassie, because Rudd doesn’t like you.
@LaMarche_12 Are you sure you made the right choice? Find out in theaters. pic.twitter.com/ScZAk9cXIT
— Captain America (@CaptainAmerica) April 14, 2016
@_AlienZombie_ Are you sure you made the right choice? Find out in theaters. pic.twitter.com/7aKrXnvBnM
— Captain America (@CaptainAmerica) April 14, 2016
Also Rudd hates this Greg in question.
@GregDunbar1 Are you sure you made the right choice? Find out in theaters. pic.twitter.com/5KqKRTtkJj
— Captain America (@CaptainAmerica) April 11, 2016
The saddest thing in the world might be seeing Rudd disappointed in you, and he is so disappointed in you, Katie.
@ktmac615 Are you sure you made the right choice? Find out in theaters. pic.twitter.com/T6GTfZ513E
— Captain America (@CaptainAmerica) April 14, 2016
@bandbabe1015 Are you sure you made the right choice? Find out in theaters. pic.twitter.com/x1U4gvj5L4
— Captain America (@CaptainAmerica) April 14, 2016
On the other hand, Connor is now the luckiest dude in the world, because Rudd calls him a “damn good looking man.” So is Jared.
@BakerConnor22 Are you sure you made the right choice? Find out in theaters. pic.twitter.com/3tYOGLUz6R
— Captain America (@CaptainAmerica) April 14, 2016
@JaredWichnovitz Are you sure you made the right choice? Find out in theaters. pic.twitter.com/S9UDvDKv7S
— Captain America (@CaptainAmerica) April 14, 2016
Wait, maybe Greg is actually the luckiest dude in the world, because Rudd suggests a camping trip that the two of them could take together!!
@GregDunbar1 Are you sure you made the right choice? Find out in theaters. pic.twitter.com/qoXIOazDLQ
— Captain America (@CaptainAmerica) April 11, 2016
Rudd’s not mad at all girls named Katie, and calls this one a sweet girl.
@ktmac615 Are you sure you made the right choice? Find out in theaters. pic.twitter.com/73lE44bF7w
— Captain America (@CaptainAmerica) April 14, 2016
Meanwhile, Ken is Rudd’s hero.
@kennyverlin Are you sure you made the right choice? Find out in theaters. pic.twitter.com/LBvuaDrp9e
— Captain America (@CaptainAmerica) April 14, 2016
There’s also SO MUCH NAME WORDPLAY.
@FistOfGoodness3 Are you sure you made the right choice? Find out in theaters. pic.twitter.com/ZSRUsvgjtc
— Captain America (@CaptainAmerica) April 14, 2016
@ianj4509bman Are you sure you made the right choice? Find out in theaters. pic.twitter.com/Udcjkp7v1h
— Captain America (@CaptainAmerica) April 14, 2016
And if all else fails, you might just be Rudd’s favorite person on the internet.
@NewsCarolyn Are you sure you made the right choice? Find out in theaters. pic.twitter.com/AyV5mYhVBh
— Captain America (@CaptainAmerica) April 14, 2016
This Twitter campaign is still currently going on right now. So go head, tweet your allegiance, and Paul Rudd might call you a doofus on the Internet.