These pastel lace shorts for men are confusing, but maybe in a good way?
We’re getting into the full swing of summer. To ease us into the season, LA-based company Hologram City has created a line of shorts that will make your jaw drop. It’s pastel. It’s lace. And it’s for men! No, you didn’t mishear. Pastel lace shorts for men is a real, order-able article of clothing, perfect for blistering hot days and cool moonlit nights. The only question you should ask yourself is whether your boyfriend wants a pair in purple, pink, yellow, blue or green.
Okay, you got us. We are a little perplexed by the trend. Pastel lace against hairy, male calves?
That’s a combo we never thought we’d see. The internet also seems to be scratching its head on this one.
Looks like they are wearing oversized doilies. https://t.co/PwS2WEXfMn
— christian barnes (@cbarnesrun) May 31, 2017
I could almost – ALMOST – understand standard Bermuda-type shorts w/ a lace overlay. But you can see the guys' tighty whities thru these
— I'm a woman, and I'm mad as Hell (@nowhere_nh) June 1, 2017
They now have lacey shorts for men… pic.twitter.com/A0do7izjUH
— Uncle E (@espeaks__) June 1, 2017
We think we’re still tripping on the last latest male fashion trend. The male romper.
RompHim launched on Kickstarter earlier this month. The country hasn’t quite been the same. They come in light prints and outline the male physique. According to CNN, they only needed $10,000 on Kickstarter but raised something closer to $136,000.
Speaking of other bizarre fashion trends for men. We still haven’t wrapped our heads around Yoko Ono’s Opening Ceremony Fashion for Men. These pants aren’t just meant to be worn. They’re meant to draw your eye to a certain—ahem, area.
Oddly, the story behind the giant hand is kinda sweet? According to Gawker, the line is based on a book of hand-drawn illustrations that Yoko presented to John Lennon on the occasion of their wedding. Other delights in their collaboration include a “butt hoodie” and a “bandeau bra” for men. You get the idea. It’s definitely out there.
Oh, and who could forget the continuing trend of guyliner? You know, men who wear eyeliner.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRO8xL3Be9Q
It really does enhance those crystalline blue eyes! Not that he needed anything to make those babies pop.
So, if you are wondering what to the man who has it all, might we suggest pastel lace shorts? We doubt he owns a pair of those!
